Self Portrait - 2018

Howdy, Howdy! I'm Chris.

I'm a software developer and overall pretty cool guy. This blog is where I pretend to be an expert at things.

I currently work for Amazon and live in Seattle, WA.

I dig functional languages like Clojure and Purescript, but also love the 'second best for everything' language that is Python.

My big Open Source claim to fame is creating Gooey.

Want me to build something for you? Hit me up! I lack loyalty to my current gig and am powered by a constant greedy desire for mo' money (and solving mo' problems).

Want Gooey releases to be churned out faster? Sponsor its development!

Just wanna chat? Drop me a line at If you're a recruiter, feel free to message me on LinkedIn. You can also follow me on Github, which is the extent of my Social Media.